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sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

catswithbenefits:

why does itching your eye feel so damn good

telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

(Source: telapathetic)

meanplastic:

the only math i need
maskedlink:

HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO
tyleroakley:

thatfunnyblog:

Me for all of high school

also me on a treadmill

msjewbooty:

[first date voice] so tell me about your weather hobbies. fuck i mean, tell me the weather. no that’s not what i meant i was trying to say what are your hobbies. wonderful weather we’re hobbing. having. fuck

ghostbab: